Dimcamloop is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, smart bat.

Dimcamloop created the Tadpole Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dimcamloop, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dimcamloop, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Dimcamloop's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Dimcamloop's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

3. Always wear pink.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

5. Never play with disobedient children.