Fonfodvan is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, flying giraffe.

Fonfodvan created the planet Mars three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fonfodvan, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fonfodvan, it will try to impress you with trees.

Fonfodvan's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Fonfodvan's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Learn four new languages a year.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. You must pray to Fonfodvan nine times a day.