Doglagmip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, all-powerful dryad.

Doglagmip created the Tadpole Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Doglagmip, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Doglagmip, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Doglagmip's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Doglagmip's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt geese.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Doglagmip.

3. Never chant in holy places.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not stand on grass.