Flabkaddib is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, uncaring ant.

Flabkaddib created snails six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flabkaddib, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Flabkaddib, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Flabkaddib's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Flabkaddib's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ducks in need.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Otters are not to be trusted.