Nullogzod is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, self-assured yak.

Nullogzod created the cosmos five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nullogzod, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nullogzod, he will come to you in dreams.

Nullogzod's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Nullogzod's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Nullogzod.

2. Never wear kilts.

3. You must pray to Nullogzod six times a day.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Feed all hungry nematodes.