Jigmumgum is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, blissful jackal.

Jigmumgum created the Andromeda Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Jigmumgum, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Jigmumgum, he will ignore you.

Jigmumgum's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Jigmumgum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt horses.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jigmumgum.

3. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

4. Never think about eukaryotes.

5. Worship no other gods but Jigmumgum.