Fatceblun is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, capable wombat.

Fatceblun created time and space three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatceblun, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fatceblun, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fatceblun's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Fatceblun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.