Ratmadfar is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, merciless pig.

Ratmadfar created light four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratmadfar, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ratmadfar, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Ratmadfar's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Ratmadfar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair red.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

5. Retreat if seven pigs approach from the west.