Lattiggom is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, awe-inspiring sheep.

Lattiggom created humankind nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lattiggom, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Lattiggom, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Lattiggom's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Lattiggom's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never hop near eagles.

3. You must love Lattiggom.

4. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.

5. Never talk about fire.