Rotzagbop is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, calm rhinoceros.

Rotzagbop created Asia two million years ago.

If you believe in Rotzagbop, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rotzagbop, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Rotzagbop's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Rotzagbop's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear green.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Rotzagbop on top of all buildings.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Never talk about optics.

5. Never think about moons.