Bafstanlist is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, awe-inspiring squirrel.

Bafstanlist created tapeworms seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bafstanlist, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bafstanlist, he will have a low opinion of you.

Bafstanlist's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Bafstanlist's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always wear pink.

4. Do not take Bafstanlist's name in vain.

5. Do not covet oxen.