Ratbaprip is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, competent cat.

Ratbaprip created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratbaprip, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ratbaprip, she will destroy your home planet.

Ratbaprip's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Ratbaprip's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. You must pray to Ratbaprip six times a day.

3. Never mention grasshopers.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

5. Never go into cyan rooms.