Kabinglistzedcitort is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, wise coyote.

Kabinglistzedcitort created the Sombrero Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kabinglistzedcitort, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Kabinglistzedcitort, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Kabinglistzedcitort's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Kabinglistzedcitort's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kabinglistzedcitort.