Jabsitgen is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, confident spider.

Jabsitgen created the Andromeda Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jabsitgen, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Jabsitgen, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Jabsitgen's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Jabsitgen's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never skip in the presence of moths.

3. Retreat if five sheep approach from the north.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jabsitgen.

5. Never think about asteroids.