Jigcensansafhakboss is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, charitable raccoon.

Jigcensansafhakboss created an up quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Jigcensansafhakboss, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Jigcensansafhakboss, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Jigcensansafhakboss' most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Jigcensansafhakboss' Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not speak about pineapples.

3. Do not kill aardvarks.

4. Do not wear orange clothing.

5. You must pray to Jigcensansafhakboss seven times a day.