Rullpid is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, idiotic beaver.

Rullpid created the Sun three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullpid, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rullpid, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Rullpid's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Rullpid's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

2. Never mention cats.

3. Never jump near porpoises.

4. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

5. Never eat green fruit.