Quafquatstragtaf is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, ruthless dove.

Quafquatstragtaf created Europe nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Quafquatstragtaf, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Quafquatstragtaf, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Quafquatstragtaf's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Quafquatstragtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear mauve clothing.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never wear rings.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never wear gray shirts.