Beglogpan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, all-powerful donkey.

Beglogpan created the Sol system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Beglogpan, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Beglogpan, he will manifest in front of you.

Beglogpan's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Beglogpan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not shave your feet.