Saddadomin is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, staggering yak.

Saddadomin created a down quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Saddadomin, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Saddadomin, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Saddadomin's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Saddadomin's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Saddadomin.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never talk about gravity near swans while wearing blue boots.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

5. Always help bats.