Gepquillman is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, duplicitous zebra.

Gepquillman created a down quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gepquillman, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gepquillman, she will turn you into a frog.

Gepquillman's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Gepquillman's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight bats approach from the west.

2. Always treat swans with great respect.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never eat melons.