Mumbogflig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, all-powerful newt.

Mumbogflig created the solar system five million years ago.

If you believe in Mumbogflig, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mumbogflig, it will turn you into a sheep.

Mumbogflig's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Mumbogflig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horses.

2. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mumbogflig.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never leap in holy places.