Bugdossbag is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, calm hare.

Bugdossbag created the world six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bugdossbag, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bugdossbag, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Bugdossbag's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Bugdossbag's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Bugdossbag.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not wear pink clothing.