Cissmitton is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, pitiless meerkat.

Cissmitton created water seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cissmitton, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cissmitton, it will ignore you.

Cissmitton's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Cissmitton's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

2. Do not speak about grapes.

3. Always look after injured voles.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Cissmitton on top of all buildings.