Xinfedflat is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, unjust skunk.

Xinfedflat created humankind two billion years ago.

If you believe in Xinfedflat, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Xinfedflat, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Xinfedflat's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Xinfedflat's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear indigo.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never wear white dresses.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Xinfedflat.