Fetkonbednatbugnar is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, calm hare.

Fetkonbednatbugnar created the Small Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Fetkonbednatbugnar, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fetkonbednatbugnar, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Fetkonbednatbugnar's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Fetkonbednatbugnar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Birds are not to be trusted.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. You must pray to Fetkonbednatbugnar five times a day.

5. Do not wear copper on your body.