Dussragtar is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, humane penguin.

Dussragtar created parasitic wasps seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dussragtar, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Dussragtar, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dussragtar's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Dussragtar's Holy Commandments

1. Always help dogs.

2. Always treat voles with great respect.

3. Always obey Dussragtar's priests.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Dussragtar.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.