Stangancip is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, pitiless gerbil.

Stangancip created the Sun four years ago.

If you believe in Stangancip, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Stangancip, she will not invite you to parties.

Stangancip's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Stangancip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chant in public.

2. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

3. Always help voles in need.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Fast once a month.