Flowdisswip is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, vain shrew.

Flowdisswip created humanity four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flowdisswip, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Flowdisswip, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Flowdisswip's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Flowdisswip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about carrots.

2. Never hurt tapirs.

3. You must never eat strawberries.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.