Jenhimhab is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, smart crocodile.

Jenhimhab created water six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jenhimhab, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Jenhimhab, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Jenhimhab's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Jenhimhab's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

2. Do not dye your hair brown.

3. Never talk about enzymes.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always pray immersed in water.