Cardutlag is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, impressive badger.

Cardutlag created oxygen six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cardutlag, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cardutlag, he will turn you into a mole.

Cardutlag's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Cardutlag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in green rooms.

2. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Cardutlag in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Do not take Cardutlag's name in vain.

5. Fast once a month.