Bannigkonlogsaggil Panquartlegwad is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, omnipotent crab.

Bannigkonlogsaggil Panquartlegwad created silver nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bannigkonlogsaggil Panquartlegwad, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Bannigkonlogsaggil Panquartlegwad, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Bannigkonlogsaggil Panquartlegwad's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Bannigkonlogsaggil Panquartlegwad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never wear corsets.

3. Never paint your head magenta.

4. Always help doves.

5. Do not stand on grass.