Quafvag is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, awesome bird.

Quafvag created the Virgo Supercluster twelve years ago.

If you believe in Quafvag, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Quafvag, it will send you a sign.

Quafvag's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Quafvag's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never think about nucleic acids.