Nibyatyarl is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, deceitful bear.

Nibyatyarl created the Virgo Supercluster two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nibyatyarl, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Nibyatyarl, he will strike you with lightening.

Nibyatyarl's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Nibyatyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Erect three zinc sculptures of Nibyatyarl on top of important buildings.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never write about comets.