Fensatgun is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, ill-tempered mole.

Fensatgun created an up quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fensatgun, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fensatgun, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Fensatgun's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Fensatgun's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not take Fensatgun's name in vain.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. You must pray to Fensatgun seven times a day.