Gamgumbegbopbumrillkinstrag Capbutart is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, conceited snake.

Gamgumbegbopbumrillkinstrag Capbutart created light six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gamgumbegbopbumrillkinstrag Capbutart, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gamgumbegbopbumrillkinstrag Capbutart, she will remove you from existence.

Gamgumbegbopbumrillkinstrag Capbutart's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Gamgumbegbopbumrillkinstrag Capbutart's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gamgumbegbopbumrillkinstrag Capbutart.

2. Erect a giant green sculpture of Gamgumbegbopbumrillkinstrag Capbutart in the centre of the settlement.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Put Gamgumbegbopbumrillkinstrag Capbutart first in all things.

5. Always treat badgers with great respect.