Camstragsak is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, uncaring dolphin.

Camstragsak created the Milkyway eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Camstragsak, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Camstragsak, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Camstragsak's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Camstragsak's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Camstragsak on top of all buildings.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.