Jinbepkon is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, competent bat.

Jinbepkon created water four years ago.

If you believe in Jinbepkon, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Jinbepkon, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Jinbepkon's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Jinbepkon's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed parsnips to porpoises while wearing rings.

2. Do not eat strawberries.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.