Guncanzed Bessbanmil is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, fussy hare.

Guncanzed Bessbanmil created the Small Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Guncanzed Bessbanmil, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Guncanzed Bessbanmil, it will try to impress you with trees.

Guncanzed Bessbanmil's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Guncanzed Bessbanmil's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about enzymes.

2. Never talk about doves.

3. Worship no other gods but Guncanzed Bessbanmil.

4. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.

5. Pray towards the south.