Gofdoddod is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, prudent owl.

Gofdoddod created silver seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gofdoddod, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gofdoddod, she will destroy your favourite star.

Gofdoddod's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Gofdoddod's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not dye your hair magenta.

4. Never go into orange rooms.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.