Vagcid is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, prudent lizard.

Vagcid created the Sunflower Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vagcid, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vagcid, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Vagcid's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Vagcid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never feed lots of apples to ducks while wearing blue dresses.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.