Tiffligcud is a god.

It takes the form of a small, thoughtless eagle.

Tiffligcud created humankind two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tiffligcud, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tiffligcud, it will turn you into a frog.

Tiffligcud's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Tiffligcud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Tiffligcud's name in vain.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Tiffligcud loves snails, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not hurt tortoises.