Xucklipdon Janxengum is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, unjust salamander.

Xucklipdon Janxengum created an up quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xucklipdon Janxengum, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Xucklipdon Janxengum, she will turn you into a hamster.

Xucklipdon Janxengum's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Xucklipdon Janxengum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep three snakes in a large pit.

2. Do not wear indigo clothing.

3. Run away from red moths, for they are unholy.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never go into orange rooms.