Megquartpas is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, calm bee.

Megquartpas created a down quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Megquartpas, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Megquartpas, he will think nothing of it.

Megquartpas' most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Megquartpas' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed nuts to monkeys while wearing purple kilts.

2. Retreat if five dogs approach from the east.

3. Never think ill of sick shrews.

4. Never think about spacetime near whales while wearing yellow shorts and balancing nine carbon spheres on your neck.

5. Worship no other gods but Megquartpas.