Mittapgedtimsakgomgumsaf is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, proud centipede.

Mittapgedtimsakgomgumsaf created gold six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mittapgedtimsakgomgumsaf, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Mittapgedtimsakgomgumsaf, he will think nothing of it.

Mittapgedtimsakgomgumsaf's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Mittapgedtimsakgomgumsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight foxes approach from the north.

2. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Mittapgedtimsakgomgumsaf in the centre of the settlement.

3. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not take Mittapgedtimsakgomgumsaf's name in vain.

5. You must pray to Mittapgedtimsakgomgumsaf four times a day.