Bestyartmob is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, clever penguin.

Bestyartmob created a quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bestyartmob, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bestyartmob, he will turn you into a rat.

Bestyartmob's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Bestyartmob's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Bestyartmob in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never sit in the presence of dogs.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bestyartmob.

5. Ants are not to be trusted.