Hasdumdutflamhon is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, moody pig.

Hasdumdutflamhon created the Whirlpool Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hasdumdutflamhon, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hasdumdutflamhon, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Hasdumdutflamhon's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Hasdumdutflamhon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tin on your body.

2. Never wear brown dresses.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

5. Do not leap in public.