Kikbutrutt Binbepfat is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, able raven.

Kikbutrutt Binbepfat created the solar system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Kikbutrutt Binbepfat, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kikbutrutt Binbepfat, it will destroy your home planet.

Kikbutrutt Binbepfat's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Kikbutrutt Binbepfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity near nematodes while wearing mauve coats and balancing seven nickel spheres on your neck.

2. Never wear shirts.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always obey Kikbutrutt Binbepfat's priests.

5. Never eat parsnips.