Benripdum is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, selfish horse.

Benripdum created a top quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Benripdum, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Benripdum, he will cry a lot.

Benripdum's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Benripdum's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap near sheep.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never think about eukaryotes.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near sharks while wearing mauve hats.

5. Hide from cyan geese for they are unholy.