Rotdumyak is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unsympathetic spider.

Rotdumyak created oxygen eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Rotdumyak, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rotdumyak, she will turn you into a goat.

Rotdumyak's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Rotdumyak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill horses.

2. Always wear mauve.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Erect a large gold sculpture of Rotdumyak on top of all buildings.

5. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.