Wodvonkhubkapstandubsabbig is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, prudent jackal.

Wodvonkhubkapstandubsabbig created dark matter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Wodvonkhubkapstandubsabbig, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wodvonkhubkapstandubsabbig, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Wodvonkhubkapstandubsabbig's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Wodvonkhubkapstandubsabbig's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine badgers approach from the east.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Fast once a month.

5. You must pray to Wodvonkhubkapstandubsabbig three times a day.